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Do Stuff → Please?

The "Do Stuff" Menu (aka Your Remote Control)

Wanna boss around your connected thingamajigs? This menu's got your back. Here's what you can make 'em do:

Disconnect

Yeetus deleteus those devices from your life. They stop listenin' to you & your commands disappear into the void. It's like breakin' up, but with less cryin'.

Send Start

Blast a "Start" message at your poor, defenseless clients. Their screens light up green & flash like they're at a rave. They'll know you mean business.

Send Slow

Panic mode, activate! Sends a "Slow" message with a yellow flash & text. It's basically screamin' "WHOA THERE BUDDY" but in device language.

Send Stop

The nuclear option. A big red "Stop" message with a red flash that makes everything look like it's havin' a bad day. They'll get the hint & stop what they're doin'.

Send Message

Custom chaos! Type whatever ridiculous thing you want & send it to your clients. It shows up in grey with a grey flash like it's havin' an identity crisis. Go wild (or don't, we can't stop you).

OnSong 1.999 — Last Refreshed October 18, 2014