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Tap that chat thingy in the messages folder & boom — text prompt appears so you can spill your guts.

Mash away on the keyboard that magically shows up. Once you've typed your lil' heart out & you're ready to yeet that message into the void, smash the Send button. Having regrets? No sweat — tap Cancel & we'll pretend you never said anything (we won't tell).

Your chat messages gonna show up grey on everyone else's screens. Each word hangs around for like a third of a second per word, plus whatever time it takes for the message to flash on & off like some kinda strobe light at a middle school dance. Think that's too fast or too slow? (Of course you do.) You can tweak the timing by crawling through The Stuff We Hid » Preferences » How It Looks » Song Thing » That Flashy Message Business.